When I was 17, my driving skills were a little slipshod. One day, I tried to pull out of a parking lot and inadvertently put the car into forward instead of reverse. Wham! I drove my parents’ Mustang right through a donut shop window. Sheets of glass came raining down on the car. People ran screaming from the shop. Fortunately, no one was hurt. However, the incident has changed my attitude about fried dough forever.
When I was much older, I was channel surfing and chanced upon a cooking show that featured a happy chef who talked about “sammies” and “EVOO.” I couldn’t believe what she was making on television –

hot dogs and super greasy grilled cheese sandwiches. Ugh! Made me sick to my stomach. The incident changed my attitude about the Food Network forever.
What do these two stories have to do with each other? Well,this Spring
Dunkin’ Donuts announced that it will make Rachel Ray its spokesperson. Oh goody, my two biggest causes of indigestion on the small screen together!
I’m not the only one who thinks it’s a bad combination. Super snooty Anthony Bourdain recently weighed in. According to the
New York Post, Bourdain said, "I'm not a very ethical guy. I don't have a lot of principles. But somehow that seems to me over the line. Juvenile diabetes has exploded. Half of Americans don't have necks. And she's up there saying, 'Eat some [bleeping] Dunkin' Donuts.”
Ow. Harsh. Although I tend to agree with Bourdain, I’m sure Ms. Ray could care less if neither of us ever visited a donut store. Actually, I’m betting Dunkin’ Donuts is relieved I never pulled into one of their parking lots…