Mission Statements: So, That's How It's Done!
Ever wonder how some companies come up with their senseless mission statements? You know what I mean: “We are committed to the highest values based on the pursuit of excellence and unquestionable forward thinking.” I found this “Corporate Mission Statement Generator” that reveals how companies generate such blather. My spin at the generator resulted in this statement for Marcom Maven Industries:
Our efforts involve establishing unquestionable staff development with support through an ethical approach at the highest level.
Huh? Exactly.
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Here's mine: "We are committed to conducting the full range of our structured downsizing with quality solutions and an ethical approach from the bottom up."
That was fun. It's like playing with those magnetic word tiles on the fridge. This one is actually better than many I've read on corporate sites.
Posted by: Joyce Dierschke | September 20, 2007 02:06 PM