Creepy Condiments
Hey, I ain’t no prude, but this ad gives me the creeps. It’s hot dogs and burgers getting all steamed up over condiments on the beach. For extra creepiness, check out the Web site and you’ll be privy to a hot dog and mustard making out (ok, snuggling) on a picnic blanket. Ick.
Of course, the ultimate gross out is The Onion’s spoof on antibacterial mustard.
All of this is enough to keep me away from picnics for a very long time. Thanks.
