I Sent These Ugly Flowers "Just Because"

The folks at FTD send me an email almost every day, telling me to send someone flowers. I took special notice of the flower arrangement shown here, which I believe to be just about the ugliest thing I've ever seen. I'm no expert, but carnations have always struck me as the tackiest. And, who sends flowers for Memorial Day?
Anyway, ya gotta give these guys credit for trying. Next time I need to send a friend or colleague a floral ice cream cone, they're the first ones that I'll call.