Fill that Hole!
It’s been a week of non-stories, but good ones nevertheless. We started with the diaper-wearing, retribution-seeking astronaut and ended with the competition to claim oneself the father of Anna Nicole’s baby.
Somewhere in the mix, the GOP tried to sneak in a story about Nancy Pelosi wanting a bigger jet than the guys. And someone else complained about all the phallic symbols in Prince’s Super Bowl show. Hmmm, and I thought the all-male news assignment desk was a thing of the past.
Of course, there’s still that nasty war going on, but no one really wants to hear about that. Too depressing. Dragging on too long.
Obviously, there’s a big, giant, gaping news hole out there, my fellow p.r. pros. Someone’s got to fill it. Just try to pitch something better than a diaper-wearing potential fourth father who rides around in a phallic jet. That’s so yesterday.
